We are two down-to-earth beings who serve as ground control for fellow humans who wish to journey with 5-MeO-DMT, a powerful, legal psychedelic, in and around Vancouver, B.C. 5-MeO-DMT is found in the venom of a toad that lives underground for nine months of the year. Given that humans seem to be able to produce 5-MeO-DMT endogenously in prolonged darkness, we see 5-MeO-DMT as a gift from the toads' darkness retreat under the earth. We facilitate for one or two journeyers per session with in-person preparation before and integration after. Our approach is gradual, supportive, and based on informed consent.