The Bull at Brenchley allows businesses to effectively hire their own hotel. We give you the keys. You let yourself in. And after your stay, you let yourself out. The Bull at Brenchley provides luxury self-catering accommodation for groups of up to sixteen people. However, if you're a busy executive reading this, can we recommend the six person option?We have had groups of sixteen staying - in fact we get them all the time at the weekends - but in the six person scenario, all six of you will get your own double bedroom and your own ensuite bathroom. "Nothing unusual in that" we hear you say, "that's standard for a hotel." And you'd be right. But at The Bull at Brenchley, you also get, a lounge, snug, dining room, media room, kitchen and south facing courtyard garden - all to yourselves. You're not sharing it with any other businesses or tiresome tourists. You can talk shop openly without fear of industrial espionage. You can break wind without embarrassment because you know that you're amongst friends. (If that isn't a selling point - we don't know what is).And the beauty is, our midweek rates are low - really low. We can usually be flexible on the check in and check out times. Unlike normal self-catering accommodation, you don't really have to tidy up after yourselves - we have a team of cleaners who do that. And if you actually don't want to self-cater, we have a cafe/wine bar next door called The Little Bull who can sort out all your food and beverage requirements. We're less than 50 minutes by train from London Bridge. Our nearest station is Paddock Wood which is just 2.5 miles from The Bull. We are slap bang in the middle of the village of Brenchley, which although small (just a butcher's and a post office in terms of shops) is an absolutely beautiful Tudor village full of historical interest. A real gem in the Garden of England.So, hopefully we haven't bored you with our little sales pitch. Please get in touch if you're interested in staying.